1. seejelly:

    two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out 

    (Source: standardgaydad, via koblala)

     
  2. cassbones:

    take-liberties:

    gohelloflo:

    This is a truly amazing story of twin sisters separated at birth who discovered each other at age 25 through social media (see Facebook message above in which Anais reached out to Samantha for the first time). One lives in London and the other in L.A. and the two have shared a close bond since meeting. They recently took a trip together to their birthplace, Seoul, Korea, and now they’re hoping to make a film together about their story. Check out their kickstarter campaign here. Story via buzzfeed.

    "I DON’T WANT TO BE TOO LINDSAY LOHAN."

    GUYS ONE IS FROM LONDON AND THE OTHER IS FROM CALIFORNIA I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW PARENT TRAP THIS IS

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  3. wittacism:

    It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

    After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 

    Happy writing. You can do it!

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  4. youre-deadwrong:

    I’m going to outlive him and that severely depresses me

    (Source: gnarville, via koblala)

     
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  6. dem-queer-animals:

    solar-citrus:

    CAUSE I SERIOUSLY NEEDED SOMETHING LIKE THIS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. I HOPE THIS HELPS YOU GUYS.

    Don’t forget that drinking plenty of water and tea, eating a healthy diet and daily exercise will make a HUGE difference with your complexion.  Touching your face frequently is also a big no-no.  Everyone’s skin is different, so experiment with your own treatment routines and find what best suits you!!  I think this is a topic that’s almost taboo to talk about, but everyone has it, so we might as well help each other out with what we’ve found successful, right!?

    an actual helpful guide for acne, plus its actually really adorable

    (via sexcake)

     

  7. Why is it that wet hair is darker, if water is colorless?

    takentoglasgow:

    la-hire-ships-it:

    lokistimetravelingassbutt:

    tomatomouthkisser:

    sodamnrelatable:

    image

    why hasn’t the scientific side of tumblr responded to this yet guys we are waiting here

    When your hair soaks up water, the overall density of your hair increases. This increase in density causes your hair fibers to be arranged more tightly, which allows less light to shine through your hair fibers.

    thank you

    shine bright like less dense hair fibers

    (Source: breadpao, via toss-some-jello-trossarello)

     
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  9. gravesandghouls:

    Betty Boop’s Halloween Party (1933)

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