2. thelingerieaddict:

    Dita von Teese Madam X Underwire & Non Underwire Bra via ASOS


  3. psyducker:

    do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

    (Source: psyducker, via existentialrift)

  4. tastefullyoffensive:

    The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more]

    (via porrimscondomstash)


  5. snorlaxatives:

    7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

    (via porrimscondomstash)


  6. riverplants:

    foods dangerous to dogs:

    1. avocadoes
    2. alcohol
    3. raw bread dough
    4. caffeine
    5. chocolate
    6. grapes and raisins
    7. onions and garlic
    8. macadamia nuts
    9. raw salmon
    10. xylitol (artificial sweeteners)

    if you have a dog please reblog this

    (via porrimscondomstash)

  7. kinggjayysshit:


    Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

    Thanks bob

    (via obstinatismentibus)


  9. Embrace Sexting/Dirty Text

    Because its a time when you can still sound/feel sexy and kinky long after you’ve called it quits and tied that hair up and ditched the makeup.

    Am I really wearing sexy black panties? Or sweatpants…?

    You’ll never know.
    (P.S. Boys the answer is almost always sweatpants)


  10. porrimscondomstash:

    When you fuck something up first thing in the morning


    (via existentialrift)