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  2. vivacosima:

    cat: places paw tentatively on boob
    me: please–
    cat: presses paw down on boob
    me: don’t–
    cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

    (Source: majesdanes, via channel-your-inner-pigeon)

     

  3. Anonymous said: Post a picture of yourself? :)

    What kind of picture my dear??

     

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  5. eustaciavye77:

    Sanjai, a 20-years old bull (male elephant), sees himself for the first time in front of a mirror. [x]

    elephants are fucking awesome.

    (Source: memoriesofelephants, via elephantobbsession)

     
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  8. maerlboro:

     sexual and pretty pale

    (Source: boatharbor)

     
  9. unicornsandbutane:

    bulletproof-fantasy:

    enjorlove:

    pardonmewhileipanic:

    thotbotsuperstar:

    dynastylnoire:

    perpetualdaydream:

    baskintheafterglow:

    expect-the-greatest:

    champagnexstrawberrykisses:

    expect-the-greatest:

    Bruh

    What the hell?

    Niggas out here trappin women

    Then wonder how your ass got burned

    what the fuck…

    I’ve had a dude do that before. that shit is terrifying. Dude went across the room like he typically would to get one. Came back and I didn’t know that he didn’t have one until he pulled out.

    I FLIPPED. Cried all the way home. Cried for days. Got tested. Bought the morning after pill. Seriously, fuck dudes that do this. There should be laws against it.

    There ARE laws against this. It’s called rape by deception or fraudulent rape and basically, it’s anytime the conditions of your consent are compromised. In a situation like this, you consented to protected sex. By having sex in a way you did not consent to, a crime WAS committed and he could be charged if any physical effects like pregnancy or STD occurred. Remember, ANY SEXUAL ACTIVITY YOU DON’T CONSENT TO IS RAPE. 

    If a guy does this, it’s rape. Call the cops. Ruin his life since he has no problem risking yours. Make him fucking learn. Rapists belong in jail. Rape by deception is rape, not a funny “meme”. 

    This is incredibly important for everyone to see!! EVERYONE

    yes YOU NEED THIS ON YOUR DASH EVERYONE

    y’all should see this, just so you know.

    Call the cops.

    HERE is a list of crisis hotlines for rape and abuse. Most of them are 24/7 hotlines. 

    HERE is a list of crisis hotlines by state. 

    In addition to giving you the compassion your rapist clearly won’t, they might be able to advise you on possible next steps: what to tell the police, how to get a test done.

    Stay safe, everyone. 

    (Source: tupacmadaddy, via sunkissed-kitten)

     
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